Writelike Mary Shelley: Frankenstein's monster's lament

This snippet is a lament, which is essentially an extreme form of complaint.

To write a variation that follows the same structure, the easiest approach is to think of a bad situation in which you or another character would be very upset.

So let's begin by brainstorming bad situations. These could be realistic or fantastical. For example:

You'll need to choose one to write about in this lesson.

For examples in this lesson, we've picked one from each category: parent cleaned up my bedroom without permission, and getting me abducted by aliens.

From your list, which bad situation seems like the most fun to write about?