Old moldy cheese

Adjective groups almost always come directly before the thing they describe (we'll see some examples where they don't later).

Take this snippet for example: where is the main noun, and where are the adjectives?

At Beecher Prep, I’m the old moldy cheese.

Wonder(2012)

Let's have a go at rewriting the above snippet.

At Beecher Prep, I’m the stinking filthy cheese.

At Beecher Prep, I’m the squeaky shiny cheese.

Write your own variation.
Copy your variation here, but swap the order of the adjectives. Does the sentence still make sense?
Copy your variation again, but move the whole adjective group after the noun (cheese). Does the sentence still make sense?