She put the milk down. She knew she’d seen a dinosaur, but there was no way it was real. They’d talked about this in health class. There was a word for this, she just couldn’t remember what it was.
She took the tea in to her gran, who was sitting in her armchair watching a dating show and clucking her tongue in disapproval. “Nan, what’s the word for when you see things that aren’t there?”
“Crazy,” snapped Gran. “Starkers. Too much milk.”