Tabloid gossip

Tabloid news is deliberately written in short simple sentences.

This means even people with low reading ability can read gossip about minor celebrities.

With such short simple statements, it looks like we are presenting facts.

But the facts are chosen specifically to reinforce an agenda, such as a gender stereotype of a vain woman who spends beyond her means.

Married At First Sight's Stacey Hampton is famed for her very lavish lifestyle. 

But away from her $20,000 designer shoe collection and newfound influencer status, she lives in a very modest $400,000 home in a quiet Adelaide suburb. 

The 26-year-old's home has three bedrooms, two bathrooms and a huge garden. 

Stacey invited Married At First Sight viewers into her home in March.

During her homestay episode, her now ex-'husband' Michael Goonan was left stunned by the law graduate's material possessions and flash lifestyle. 

He specifically pointed out her custom $90,000 Range Rover Velar on the drive-way and $20,000 designer shoe collection.

The businessman was also impressed by her large LED selfie ring light.

The Republicans' Lady of Liberty is famed for her red, white and blue flag.

But even some of her biggest fans are asking whether the revolutionaries are inspired by her famous flag, or by something else.

Normally a modest dresser, the 32 year old Parisienne has recently begun marching topless.

With only a simple milkmaid’s dress rolled to her waist, Liberty is challenging the ruling order in more ways than one.

Not everyone approves. The revolutionary forces skew young, and some mothers are not happy about their school age boys going into battle with only one eye on the enemy.

Said one revolutionary mother, “I had to give Benoit an extra pistol, just to keep his hands occupied.”

However, the mother did praise Liberty for her choice of chic buff.

Write with short, simple sentences and a judgy vibe.