Here's an example of some made-up scientific studies, cited as evidence:
Studies have shown that drinking Radium Emanation Water reduces complaints related to uric acid conditions like gout and lack of vigor by 40%.
This astounding result was corroborated by further research which found that subjects reported a massive decrease in frequency and intensity of headaches after only two weeks of regular Radium Emanation Water consumption.
Finally, the National Bureau of Fictitious Health Claims confirmed that Radium Emanation Water contributed to a remarkable improvement in overall vitality and energy levels due to the '"invigorating properties" of the low-level radioactivity.