The early 21st century was marked by a curious social media trend called 'stilling' which required participants to pose motionless on stream for extended periods, often exceeding an hour.
Enthusiasts chose visually bland locations and then stood perfectly still, in poses that represented popular memes of the time, such as 'being mud', 'sigma goat', or 'hitting the griddy'.
The trend's popularity soared, culminating in the creation of dedicated 'still streams' where viewers could tune in to watch their favourite statuesque influencers.
In an era defined by rapid, fleeting digital content, participants were now rewarded for doing absolutely nothing.
The phenomenon reached its zenith during the infamous "still-off" of 2027, a 24-hour event where participants competed to remain motionless for the longest time. The culture's champion, Ouchbiscuit, managed an impressive 18 hours before succumbing to acute renal failure.