I know normal people aren’t called ‘Zombie’ (it’s one of my nicer nicknames, believe me), but I’m weird. Look, I like skateboarding. I check my phone. I play basketball. I’m learning the guitar. They’re normal things. Plenty of people do that stuff. But nobody I know falls asleep in class every day. Nobody I know collapses in a basketball game and gets played around until he wakes up. And nobody I know has an ambulance called because they can’t be woken up at a metal concert.
If a genie suddenly appeared with the whole three wishes thing, as well as asking for Shaq’s reach and Jordan’s… everything (of course), I’d just want the ability to get through the day without feeling tired.