"We want New Zealand to be the safest country in the world, but we can't do it without your help."
"New Zealand Police are looking for new recruits who can make a real difference."
"Those who care about others and their communities."
"We need individuals who want to be part of a strong team."
"When you join the police, you'll be trained in the skills to keep you and others safe. Receive a good starting salary. And..."
"You can choose from over 30 different careers."
"Like underwater business!"
"Or youth work!"
"Or police commissioner stuff."
"We want fit New Zealanders. Woo, not that fit! Those who like to be active, are willing to train and move."
"So what's holding you back?"
"Oh, it's just a tyre tied to my waist with a bit of rope."
"Yeah, I didn't mean it that literally. I was just asking the question."
"What?"
"You're kind of just ruining my flow now. There's supposed to be a big build-up, and now we have to go over this whole section again."
"Who's we?"
(Pause)
"Okay."
"That way!"
"Drop it!"
"Do you care enough to be a cop? Take the first step and visit newcops.co.nz!"